Crystal Harris Marrying The Hef

Dirty old man Hugh Hefner will be getting married to Crystal Harris, 60 years his junior. The Playboy mogul proposed to the former Playmate of the Year on Christmas Eve and she graciously accepted his offer.

Hef took to Twitter on Saturday to announce his strike of good luck to the world: “This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory. Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring,” the mogul wrote. “I didn’t mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all.”

Anybody else think this is gross?
Crystal Harris Marrying The Hef

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